I have a land lady.
who seems to have NOT gotten laid lately.
She marches in my brand new apartment.
And demands to sign yet another agreement.
She shows up unannounced.
And moves my furniture around.
If she asks me to be careful with her brand new floor once more.
I may have to slam her head on my kitchen cabinet door.
I called her to say that the dishwasher ain't drainin'
Her hubby told me he'd get it fixed the next mornin'
Last night she called half past the witching hour.
Said she was afraid I'd wash dishes at this hour (and break her brand new dishwasher)!
I said - GET OFF THE PHONE YOU CRAZY WOMAN! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS?
She said - but, but, but...
I said - IF YOU DON'T HANG UP THE PHONE, I'LL GO RUN AROUND THE APARTMENT WITH F**KING BRILLO PADS ON MY FEET AND SCRATCH THE HELL OUT OF YOUR BRAND NEW FLOOR.
Never - ever - mess up a sleeping cycle of a workingwoman. I have enough sleeping problems already!
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